A Tighty-whitie Wind

Features A Tighty-whitie Wind

Hold on to your undies!
Theres a storm a-brewin.
Its a dreaded tighty-whitie wind and no undies are safe.
When this terror of tighty-whities tears through the farm it spreads underwear about and each animal gets their own pair.
To the horse, theyll make a nice feed bag.
To the cow, theyll make a wonderful udder warmer.
But dont let the goat get a pair.
Hell just eat em up!